MANATEE FAIR: God sues Christian music industry for copyright infringement (The Rebel Yell)

Citing 634,778,923 instances of copyright infringement, the Almighty Lord God laid forth millions of subpoenas upon nearly every studio executive, artist and patron of the Christian music industry yesterday. The subpoenas, breathed into existence by the Creator of heavens and earth and served by the angel Gabriel, claim that the Christian music industry “egregiously appropriated and [...]